I was innocently working on my English paper when suddenly I had the quite random inclination to type “jun matsumoto and ryo nishikido” in the little Google bar thingy at the top. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT POPPED UP?! I saw this and I literally screamed and went KYAAAAAAAAAA-ing all over my house and my brother kept giving me his death Xbox addict glare BUT I DON’T CAREE OH DEAR HAPPY FANDOM-NESS <333333333

[I realize everyone else has already blogged about Jun on SCP but I hadn't seen it til like five minutes ago so excuse the excessive flailing x]]

JUN AND RYO JUN AND RYO JUN AND RYO I DID NOT KNOW THEY WERE THIS CLOSE WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME KAMI-SAMA I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE ON MY HOMEWORK NOW EVEN IF IT CAME OUT OF MY COMPUTER AND TRIED TO EAT ME ARIGATO XI XIE SHUKRIYA MERCI GRACIAS AND THANK YOU IN EVERY OTHER LANGUAGE TOO BECAUSE YOU ARE A WONDERFUL KAMI-SAMA WHO IS TOO KIND TO THIS UNDESERVING FANGIRL

RYO SAID JUN IS HIS FAVORITE SENPAI AND THE ONLY ONE HE ACTUALLY GETS ALONG WITH [wtf Ryo what about the rest of Arashi?!] AND HOW JUN TAKES HIM DRINKING AND BUYS HIM EXPENSIVE MEAT I AM SO PROUD OF MY ANGEL-CAKEE. AND JUN HITS RYO AND THEN HE GOES OVER HIS HOUSE AND THEN RYO TELLS HIM TO GO HOMEE XDD NO WONDER THEY’RE ALIKE THEY’RE BOTH THE DO-S-EST JOHNNIES EVERR. AND OH JUN YOU GET ALONG WITH THE VERY SEXY AKANISHI TOO?!? [And here I was under the impression that you didn't like each other because you had those "fights" on Utawara last year and cause you were "rude" to him at the Johnny's Countdown] JUN AND RYO TOGETHER IN THE SAME HOUSE IN THE SAME ROOM PLAYING AROUND WITH EACH OTHER KYAAAAAAAAAA OH MY POOR HEART WILL BURST FROM GOING SO DOKI DOKI

Nandayo sore Jun you haven’t stopped drinking yet?!? Noo Jun don’t do this to me I don’t like people who drink but I love you like I love oxygen!! It’s not even like you go have fun once or twice; you do it all the time!! Even the Tokio Host guy was all “You’re still drinking?” and you were all “MMM.” Juuun don’t do it it’s bad for you!! T_T And look you’re influencing Ryo and Jin too!! [as if they're not sadistic enough without you egging them on xD] Why couldn’t you go karaoking or hula-hooping or whatever else crackhead activity is popular in Johnny’s right now DEMO NANDE DRINKING?! D’x

Go out with Ryo again! And Jin! And bring Kame and Arashi and Junichi too! I don’t know whether other fangirls feel this way but it makes me incredibly happy to see Arashi getting along with other Johnnies that I like – I was jumping up and down when Arashi and NEWS sang Sunrise Nippon together at the 07-08 Countdown xD. YAAAAAAAAAY FOR INTER-GROUP-SENPAI-KOUHAI RELATIONSHIPS!!!

Download Jun’s whole SCP interview here, translated and subbed by nyanchan@lj and yuckie-chan@lj: http://nyanchan.livejournal.com/34567.html

And now it’s back to the disgusting English paper. D: