Too much Arashi stuff. This fandom will eat me away!

-Himitsu no Arashi-chan: Does anyone actually get this title? “Arashi-chan’s secret?” o_O Hmm…maybe Toma will secretly debut in it…or Ohmiya finally come out…or Arashi doing rope swings – rumor has it that Aiba hurt his “sons” filming for this show. xD Anyway, it’s going to start airing Thursday, April 10th at 10 PM, and is going to continue weekly. But if this means the end of Shukudai-kun, I will CRY, I tell you, CRY, because if that crackhead show is gone, my heart shall be no more.

Arashi Marks 2008 Dream-A-Live: Can I kiss Sho for thinking this up? I love him and his genius wierd-ass Keio brain. xD I WILL DREAM SHO, I WILL, JUST FOR YOUUU. EXCEPT I CANNOT GO TO THIS CONCERT ON ACCOUNT OF ME LIVING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET AND STILL IN FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL. T_T OH JOHNNY HOW YOU MAKE KONO HEART ACHE. But if I can’t get the new album, I WILL SHOOT SOMETHING. MY PARENTS DIDN’T BUY ME STEP AND GOOO. NOT EVEN FOR MY BIRTHDAYYY. AND THEY DIDN’T GIVE ME MONEY FOR IT EITHERR. LIFE YOU ARE TOO CRUEL. DX

Hana Yori Dango Final: OH MY GODDY GODDY GOD I CANNOT WAIT TIL THIS COMES OUT. I LOVE HANADAN AS IT IS THE DRAMA GOD OF ALL DRAMA GODS. I WAS DYINGG TO GO SEE THEM SHOOT THIS IN VEGAS BUT WTF OF COURSE I HAVE TO LIVE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE CONTINENT.
“Plot summary: The movie is about Tsukasa & Tsukushi’s wedding announcement, the 10billion yen tiara as the wedding gift for Tsukushi was stolen by an unknown character. They then try to get the tiara back with help of F4, Oguri Shun, Matsuda Shota and Abe through Hong Kong & Las Vegas.” -credit to Handan Final Facebook Group
DOMYOUJI AND MAKINO’S WEDDING?! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUN X MAO FOREVERRR. I TELL YOU IF I CAN’T GO THEIR ACTUAL WEDDING I SHALL DESTROY SOMETHINGG.

The Last Princess: I know absolutely nothing about this movie except that it’s a remake of some other movie that apparentely influenced Star Wars [wtf don't ask me cause I don't know either], that it’s coming out on May 10th [thankies Jetlyn :D], and that JUN IS LOOKING LIKE HIS VERY KAKKOI SEX GOD SELF CAKED IN DIRT AND MUD WHICH IS BASICALLY FANGIRL = KYA X INFINITY. <3333333333

OH AND JUN’S PEPSI COMMERCIAL IS COMING OUT IN LIKE TWO DAYS YATTAAAAAA. [I honestly don't know what to do anymore. I used to drink Coca-Cola cause it sponsers so many dramas, but if Jun is endorsing Pepsi...gomen ne Coca-Cola]