XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Well…I mean look at the evidence. xD *imitates fangirl interview*
“How’d you get into Arashi?”
“Domyouji-sama.”
“Sawada Shin is my secret lover.”
“MOMOOOOOOOOO.”

(If you made this let me know so I can credit you for pure hilariousity xD)

http://tenjostyle.vox.com/library/post/oh-chan-in-a-new-summer-drama.html
http://tenjostyle.vox.com/library/post/oh-chans-new-drama.html

I just got home from school, and this was the first thing I saw on the Official Johnny’s Entertainment Group on Facebook, and you know, then I was all OMFG OHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

And he died his hair black for it too. :D

OMFG LOOK AT THAT SEXINESS IN BLACK. JUST LOOK AT IT AND FLAIL WITH ME.

*HAS KYAAAAAAAA-ED HERSELF TO OBLIVION*

MY DAY HAS TOTALLY BEEN MADE.
I’ve been waiting FOR SO LONG to see a drama with Ohno. His little cameo in Yamada Tarou (when he fell in love with Nino XDD) WAS SO KAWAII. AND HE CAN ACTT. <33 When they were doing those little cutesy Hanadan parody skits on Utaban on Valentine’s Day, I honestly thought Oh-chan’s acting was better than Jun’s. *gets bricked by Domyouji fans*

AND TOMA’S IN IT TOOOO. I hearted him in Hana Kimi. He’s super hott man. And he’s been getting super hotter every day. :D

“Ohno is a kind lawyer who usually saves the weak. However, in order to wreck vengeance on the one who murdered his beloved younger brother, he uses his brilliant mind to progress with his plans. On the other hand, Ikuta, who became a passionate detective due to his dark past, investigates the mysterious murder cases that began with an arrival of tarot cards. Their breathtaking battle will develop.”
CREEPY DARK ROLES! OH MY KAMI-SAMA IT’S A JOHNNY BATTLE! *is totally pumped*

“Smiling, Ohno says, “When I heard about the drama appearance, I thought it was a prank. I really laughed inside. Must be a lie…” Without delay, in order to play his role, he had his hair dyed black at a salon but, even then, he says, “I thought it was a prank and searched for TV cameras.” (Sponichi: Aatash’s translation, taken from Tenjo Style’s Vox)
He would think it was a joke. xDD
Even though I’m pretty sure he’s gotten tons of drama proposals before, considering, you know, that he’s FREAKING OHNO SATOSHIIIII.

It’s kind of wierd how I’m suddenly randomly blogging in my two-month absence, but this was too good to pass up. <3 *kisses her pictures of Captain* I wish I had blogged more and met more people, but I have so much school work. T^T

All right, back to the never-ending amount of work. And hopefully I’ll be able to watch Coffee Prince today too. ^^

-Himitsu no Arashi-chan: Does anyone actually get this title? “Arashi-chan’s secret?” o_O Hmm…maybe Toma will secretly debut in it…or Ohmiya finally come out…or Arashi doing rope swings – rumor has it that Aiba hurt his “sons” filming for this show. xD Anyway, it’s going to start airing Thursday, April 10th at 10 PM, and is going to continue weekly. But if this means the end of Shukudai-kun, I will CRY, I tell you, CRY, because if that crackhead show is gone, my heart shall be no more.

Arashi Marks 2008 Dream-A-Live: Can I kiss Sho for thinking this up? I love him and his genius wierd-ass Keio brain. xD I WILL DREAM SHO, I WILL, JUST FOR YOUUU. EXCEPT I CANNOT GO TO THIS CONCERT ON ACCOUNT OF ME LIVING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET AND STILL IN FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL. T_T OH JOHNNY HOW YOU MAKE KONO HEART ACHE. But if I can’t get the new album, I WILL SHOOT SOMETHING. MY PARENTS DIDN’T BUY ME STEP AND GOOO. NOT EVEN FOR MY BIRTHDAYYY. AND THEY DIDN’T GIVE ME MONEY FOR IT EITHERR. LIFE YOU ARE TOO CRUEL. DX

Hana Yori Dango Final: OH MY GODDY GODDY GOD I CANNOT WAIT TIL THIS COMES OUT. I LOVE HANADAN AS IT IS THE DRAMA GOD OF ALL DRAMA GODS. I WAS DYINGG TO GO SEE THEM SHOOT THIS IN VEGAS BUT WTF OF COURSE I HAVE TO LIVE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE CONTINENT.
“Plot summary: The movie is about Tsukasa & Tsukushi’s wedding announcement, the 10billion yen tiara as the wedding gift for Tsukushi was stolen by an unknown character. They then try to get the tiara back with help of F4, Oguri Shun, Matsuda Shota and Abe through Hong Kong & Las Vegas.” -credit to Handan Final Facebook Group
DOMYOUJI AND MAKINO’S WEDDING?! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUN X MAO FOREVERRR. I TELL YOU IF I CAN’T GO THEIR ACTUAL WEDDING I SHALL DESTROY SOMETHINGG.

The Last Princess: I know absolutely nothing about this movie except that it’s a remake of some other movie that apparentely influenced Star Wars [wtf don't ask me cause I don't know either], that it’s coming out on May 10th [thankies Jetlyn :D], and that JUN IS LOOKING LIKE HIS VERY KAKKOI SEX GOD SELF CAKED IN DIRT AND MUD WHICH IS BASICALLY FANGIRL = KYA X INFINITY. <3333333333

OH AND JUN’S PEPSI COMMERCIAL IS COMING OUT IN LIKE TWO DAYS YATTAAAAAA. [I honestly don't know what to do anymore. I used to drink Coca-Cola cause it sponsers so many dramas, but if Jun is endorsing Pepsi...gomen ne Coca-Cola]

[I realize everyone else has already blogged about Jun on SCP but I hadn't seen it til like five minutes ago so excuse the excessive flailing x]]

JUN AND RYO JUN AND RYO JUN AND RYO I DID NOT KNOW THEY WERE THIS CLOSE WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME KAMI-SAMA I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE ON MY HOMEWORK NOW EVEN IF IT CAME OUT OF MY COMPUTER AND TRIED TO EAT ME ARIGATO XI XIE SHUKRIYA MERCI GRACIAS AND THANK YOU IN EVERY OTHER LANGUAGE TOO BECAUSE YOU ARE A WONDERFUL KAMI-SAMA WHO IS TOO KIND TO THIS UNDESERVING FANGIRL

RYO SAID JUN IS HIS FAVORITE SENPAI AND THE ONLY ONE HE ACTUALLY GETS ALONG WITH [wtf Ryo what about the rest of Arashi?!] AND HOW JUN TAKES HIM DRINKING AND BUYS HIM EXPENSIVE MEAT I AM SO PROUD OF MY ANGEL-CAKEE. AND JUN HITS RYO AND THEN HE GOES OVER HIS HOUSE AND THEN RYO TELLS HIM TO GO HOMEE XDD NO WONDER THEY’RE ALIKE THEY’RE BOTH THE DO-S-EST JOHNNIES EVERR. AND OH JUN YOU GET ALONG WITH THE VERY SEXY AKANISHI TOO?!? [And here I was under the impression that you didn't like each other because you had those "fights" on Utawara last year and cause you were "rude" to him at the Johnny's Countdown] JUN AND RYO TOGETHER IN THE SAME HOUSE IN THE SAME ROOM PLAYING AROUND WITH EACH OTHER KYAAAAAAAAAA OH MY POOR HEART WILL BURST FROM GOING SO DOKI DOKI

Nandayo sore Jun you haven’t stopped drinking yet?!? Noo Jun don’t do this to me I don’t like people who drink but I love you like I love oxygen!! It’s not even like you go have fun once or twice; you do it all the time!! Even the Tokio Host guy was all “You’re still drinking?” and you were all “MMM.” Juuun don’t do it it’s bad for you!! T_T And look you’re influencing Ryo and Jin too!! [as if they're not sadistic enough without you egging them on xD] Why couldn’t you go karaoking or hula-hooping or whatever else crackhead activity is popular in Johnny’s right now DEMO NANDE DRINKING?! D’x

Go out with Ryo again! And Jin! And bring Kame and Arashi and Junichi too! I don’t know whether other fangirls feel this way but it makes me incredibly happy to see Arashi getting along with other Johnnies that I like – I was jumping up and down when Arashi and NEWS sang Sunrise Nippon together at the 07-08 Countdown xD. YAAAAAAAAAY FOR INTER-GROUP-SENPAI-KOUHAI RELATIONSHIPS!!!

Download Jun’s whole SCP interview here, translated and subbed by nyanchan@lj and yuckie-chan@lj: http://nyanchan.livejournal.com/34567.html

And now it’s back to the disgusting English paper. D:

Anyway…LOOK WHAT I FOUNDDD! IT’S JUN AND RAINIE YANG KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! [I really REALLY like Rainie Yang - she's so pretty and so kawaiii!! I loved her in Devil Beside You and Why Why Love, and her music is really cute too. =D And holy mother of Oh-chan can she sing. Look her up if you're bored :]]

DOESN’T HE LOOK SO INCREDIBLY SEXYYY?! OH MY BEAUTIFUL JUNIE-PIEE JUST KILL ME ALREADY YOU HOTT AMAZING CREATURE YOUU. Look at how super calm and composed Rainie Yang is…as opposed to our baka Do-S who quite obviously has no idea what the hell he’s talking about. xD From my very very limited Mandarin I guess Rainie was asking him some questions and he kept saying “Right, right, right” every time and everyone laughed and the fangirls screamed. xDD And then he said “I love Taiwan,” and then he started talking about BEER wtf Jun you beautiful wierdooo. WO AI JUNN! XD I read about him going to Taiwan before and all the newspapers calling him “Prince Charming” [NO DURR HE'S PRINCE CHARMING YOU IDIOTIC PRESS-TYPE PEOPLE] kedo I didn’t realize he was this suuuuuuuuuper mecha popular [notice all the girls screaming everytime he talked x]]

On a related note:
OMG LOOK AT THIS SEXY BEAST. JUN YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUUU. HOW COULD YOU HAVE COME TO AMERICA BUT GONE TO FREAKING VEGAS??? YOU MIGHT AS WELL AS HAVE STAYED IN NIPPONN!!! DX BUT I CAN NEVER STAY MAD AT YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS AND KAKKOI AND I AM COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS TILL THIS HIDDEN FORTRESS OR LAST PRINCESS OR WHATEVER THEY’RE CALLING IT NOW THINGY COMES OUTT. [By the way, does anyone else crack up every time they see the Sex and the City thing right under his name? xDD]

I try to tell myself I love all of Arashi equally. I really do you know. But I was Jun-baited. And he is so HOTT. And he is such a Do-S dork that I love him. He’s my ichiban, even though I try to lie to myself and say I don’t have an ichiban. Daisuki dayoo, Jun-chan. To the point where you’ll run away scared if you ever meet me. Mera haseenaa. <33

Picture credit to tenjostyle.vox.com.

Who am I?
A girl. Under twenty years of age. In America. I enjoys reading, graphic design, manga, and time with friends and family. Desi – yes I am into Bollywood movies. xD I’m a bit obsessive about my loves, which are below. It should also be noted that I am currently learning Japanese! [not a real course mind you...through dramas :]]

-ARASHI: my Japanese boy bandd. My loves. My beauties. My absolutely kakkoi gorgeous boys that I love with all my heart and soul. They are unsurpassed. I heart my stormy five THE MOSTEST. <33 If you don’t know them, then I am sorry, BUT YOU SUCK.

-Ryo Nishikido: MY BABY. WHO I LOVE TOO MUCHH. He is so incredibly cool and beautiful and AMAZING. <33 [*note: I am NOT, I repeat, NOT into NEWS or Kanjani8, nor do I like Ryo more than Arashi]

-Kazuya Kamenashi: Oh my Kame. Oh my angel-turtle-baby. I love you to death and beyond. We have the same birthday [which was exactly like three days ago kyaa!] [*note: I am also NOT into KAT-TUN, even though Jin Akanashi is super duper mecha insanely-type hott xD]

-Johnny’s Entertainment & Other Celebrities: Johnny’s Entertainment is a super-huge mega rich powerful company that “owns” the pretty boys up above. There are other Johnnies I like too: Junichi Okada, Yuto Nakajima (Hey! Say! Jump!), Jin Akanishi, Toma Ikuta, Tomohisa Yamashita, and erm…that would be about it DIE TACKEY AND TSUBASA DIE EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLY HOTT TACKEY Other celebs: Koike Teppei, Shun Oguri, Shirota Yuu, Rainie Yang, Mike He, and Joe Cheng.

-Asian dramas: Sometime last June, one of my friends made me sit down and watch Hana Yori Dango, which I fell in love with, and through it, with Jun Matsumoto and Arashi [yes I was Jun-baited ^^]. I love cute romance dramas the most, but I also like comedy, slice of life, and basically anything adapted from shojo manga. Lately I’ve begun to watch shows just cause of the actors in them, but they’ve still turned out to be pretty good. :) The best dramas ever: Hana Yori Dango 1/2, Hana Kimi, Stand Up!!, Why Why Love, and It Started With A Kiss. I’m always watching a drama. <33

Animanga: SAILOR MOON. <333 I’m into mahou shojo, shoujo, and shounen anime and manga. Shounen: InuYasha, Shaman King, One Piece, etc. Shoujo: Tsuyokiss, Lamune, Aishiteruze Baby, etc. Mahou Shojo: Tokyo Mew Mew, Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch, Cardcaptor Sakura, etc.

That’s it for now I guess. Maybe I’ll add more if I like it here. I know I said I don’t care if people read this but I really do. xD